Dude, Pimp My Shave!
Yo, Loyal Subjex! King of Shaves' long anticipated http://www.PimpMyShave.com site is now a LIVE a LIVE oh!
Dude. You pimp out your cars, your homes, and your threads, but have you pimped your shave? If your lower half is lookin’ fresh but your mug is a sad scraggly mess, it’s just no good. King of Shaves cordially invites you to better yourself one shave at a time.
Whether that involves leaving a flawless five o’clock shadow or expertly trimming that Yosemite Sam-perfect handle bar moustache, we know you have it in you! If you look in the mirror after a fresh shave and think to yourself, “I should be getting paid to look this good!” just remember that you can and you should! Whip out the digital or camera phone, snap a shot, and follow the so simple instructinos to upload your images.
And let the King be the judge whilst soliciting the jeers of haters nationwide. Please note that King of Shaves urges those haters to stop hating, and start cooperating by also submitting their photos. Or if you have a “friend” that looks whack and needs to learn how to use a razor (and a mirror) send his pic in and expose him for all his stubbly undiscovered potential.
Site-goers send his pic in and then vote and with their help we’ll select the flyest shot and the saddest shot every other week. PRIZES INCLUDE: Online shopping vouchers issued weekly to one plus one grand prize of a trip to New York City that includes tickets to a NY Knicks game.
Visit http://www.PimpMyShave.com now. Costumes courtesy of http://www.PimpCostumes.com.
Dude. You pimp out your cars, your homes, and your threads, but have you pimped your shave? If your lower half is lookin’ fresh but your mug is a sad scraggly mess, it’s just no good. King of Shaves cordially invites you to better yourself one shave at a time.
Whether that involves leaving a flawless five o’clock shadow or expertly trimming that Yosemite Sam-perfect handle bar moustache, we know you have it in you! If you look in the mirror after a fresh shave and think to yourself, “I should be getting paid to look this good!” just remember that you can and you should! Whip out the digital or camera phone, snap a shot, and follow the so simple instructinos to upload your images.
And let the King be the judge whilst soliciting the jeers of haters nationwide. Please note that King of Shaves urges those haters to stop hating, and start cooperating by also submitting their photos. Or if you have a “friend” that looks whack and needs to learn how to use a razor (and a mirror) send his pic in and expose him for all his stubbly undiscovered potential.
Site-goers send his pic in and then vote and with their help we’ll select the flyest shot and the saddest shot every other week. PRIZES INCLUDE: Online shopping vouchers issued weekly to one plus one grand prize of a trip to New York City that includes tickets to a NY Knicks game.
Visit http://www.PimpMyShave.com now. Costumes courtesy of http://www.PimpCostumes.com.
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